"I know who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then."

Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass (via mellowmodesty)

(via h--a-l-c-y-o-n)

"Recovery is about YOU.
No one else, you.
You have every right to be selfish, every right to think about yourself, the only right you do not have, is the right to give up."

cats are like the bottom two ribs of the animal kingdom, just useless.

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

(Source: tacoposey, via my-babys-guns-n-roses)