cats are like the bottom two ribs of the animal kingdom, just useless.

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

(Source: tacoposey, via my-babys-guns-n-roses)

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

(via kingsandqueers)

"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. If we don’t vibrate on the same frequency there’s just no reason for us to waste our time. I’d rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk."

Joquesse Eugenia  (via ki-r)

(Source: wnderlst, via southernprideandrolltide)

"Discover why you’re important, then refuse to settle for anyone who doesn’t completely agree."

Fisher Amelie, Thomas & January (via cigscum)

(Source: creatingaquietmind, via i-really-like-llamas-okay)